18th August 2011
Preparing for our first trip abroad in the van
Anyone would think we’d never been abroad before. I feel a bit like a child with a limited amount of spending money, entering a toy shop and seeing before her eyes everything she ever wanted and panicking because she doesn’t know what to choose. I’ve been studying the maps/books/web for weeks trying to decide where to go. Should it be France – down to Bordeaux and back via the Dordogne, or the Loire Valley , perhaps? What about Germany , our favourite country? Maybe we could go down to the Schwaebish Alb and then on to Lake Constance ? Or how about the eastern side of Bavaria – Franconia ? We’ve never been to Bamberg and Regensburg and I’ve only ever paid a fleeting visit to Nuremberg some 35 years ago. Fraenkische Schweiz looks interesting and unspoilt. In the end, the decision has been made by the weather forecast. We’re off to eastern Bavaria .
Everything is ready. Tyre pressures checked, full tank of diesel, new leisure battery, fridge switched on, bed made up, toilet cassette charged etc. etc. etc. I’ve also identified a number of likely looking campsites and Stellplaetze.
A couple of hurdles have been successfully negotiated. Firstly, we couldn’t pump up the bike tyres. We both had a go but to no avail. (I’m sure I never had this problem when I was a child!) We decided there were two possible routes to solution – either to stop a passing 10-year-old and ask them how to do it, or to take the bike to the cycle shop and pay someone to do it. Decided that the second option was less likely to lead to arrest. Also, while a 10-year-old would not spare our feelings, a shop owner was unlikely to meet our request with hoots of derision, as we were paying him, and he would be able to nip into the stockroom later and snigger with his mate. Anyway, the tyres have now been professionally pumped up and I’ve been to ‘Go Outdoors’ and bought a ‘Joe Blow Max II’ pump, which should be as foolproof as it was expensive.
The second hurdle was more technically challenging. We couldn’t get the Tom Tom European maps to load onto the sat nav device. This was overcome by the extremely competent helpline operative who remotely connected herself to G’s laptop and did it for us.
We’ve had to forgo the purchase of a long-range wi fi antenna. We finally decided which one suited us best and G phoned up yesterday to order one for next-day delivery. In the afternoon, he received a phone call from the bemused manager of the local farm supplies shop saying that he was very sorry but he’d never heard of a ‘Rocket Long-Range Antenna’, and what was it used for? The school-leaver who had taken the order had assumed it to be an item of bird scaring equipment. I’m sure we’ll manage without – just like we’d have managed without Tom Tom. After all we’re 2 professional adults who have travelled to Europe and beyond at least twice a year for the past 35 years and have never used either sat nav or the internet there before. It’s just that we’ve never been there in a van before, so everything feels more complex than it actually is.
Dallies are staying at home this time.
Dallies are staying at home this time.